Your wish is granted. But there is suprise in store! The sport's channel, in order to rack up ratings, teams up with the club (at home and 'next door') and announce your husband as the lucky fan and winner of a fabulous prize. Your wedding anniversary is coming up and you are flown to Auckland, unsure of what is going on...you are blind-folded and led into an unsually quiet space. Blind fold is taken off, your heart is racing like crazy, you are inside the stadium, filled with 60,000 strong and you are centre-stage...hubby proceeds to perform the Hakka with the All blacks...as the macho leader ofcourse.
That was the prize, he performs the Hakka, thrice, for you as well as taking home 1 million AUD. The crowd is animated, every woman wishes they were in your place. You think its all over and done with...the event breaks the internet, you become the subject of countless memes, comedians around the world have a field day, your life spirals out of control weeks on end.
Oh!
@llleopard and Rhino are granted front seats to all this
I wish i could go back in time, and take a selfie with the Rani (queen) of Jhansi, the leader of the Indian rebellion circa 1857, moments before she jumped off the roof of a fort, on horse-back and with a baby on her back.