There are far too many aspiring Jesse King's around here nowadays
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An excerpt from some book that hasn't been written yet....
By the time we got to 2023 the term investigative journalist had become an oxymoron.
Welcome A Freewoman..... errrrr?......you didn't used to b......erm......have you changed your gend.....ummm..... doesn't matter.
It would make perfect sense if you were his ex wife actually....hence the names like.
Well, every single year for the last 37 years I've received a Valentines card from a "mystery admirer"....this year?.....nothing!!!
I was upset enough all ready with my Nana dying last week. So all in all it's been a terrible week.
(If you're a bot you may need this joke explained by a real person)
You can ignore reality if you want, but you will not be able to ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.
Before looking to blame Russia, China or anybody else for the shit you are currently experiencing in your life why don't you concentrate on taking down the criminals running YOUR country?
Then maybe something might change.
The constant cascade of piosity on this forum proves only one thing.....
Religion IS a form of mind control.
As you can plainly see, the bible bashers don't have a single original thought between them.
Yeahhhh let's all talk about what was supposedly said over 2000 years ago....
At least it will keep us from THINKING about what's going on right here and right now.
Good job guys.
The most valuable and sought after commodity on earth is not oil or gold or anything tangible.....it is your mind.
Think about that.....whilst you still can.
BBC News (11am)
Russia bombs Poland!
BBC News (2pm)
Russian made bomb lands in Poland!
BBC News (5pm)
Ukranian bomb accidentally goes off in Poland after defending Russian attack!
Trying too hard guys, trying too hard.
I hate Halloween. Got that sick of it last night I ended up turning my lights off and pretending I wasn't in.
Only 3 ships sank....but hey.....my lighthouse...my rules
*CLOWN WORLD NEWS*
UK puppet cupboard nearly empty as Liz Truss resigns 24 hours after stating she was not resigning.
Bojo being put on standby to fulfill hasta la vista prophecy
I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 24th time this week.
This working from home thing is just ace! Should have done it years ago.
*Announcement*
As the currency here in the UK plummets faster than Joe Biden's cognitive ability we are needing some type of morale booster
We will soon be revealing a new superstar rapper who will be equivalent to America's 50 Cent......He's called The Pound
***BREAKING NEWS***
KING CHARLES ILL!!!!!
......errrr, hold on.....didn't have my glasses on.....
.....(Puts glasses on)
....ahhh sorry, don't panic....it says King Charles Ill
...as you were
Well that's just effin great innit? Here in the UK we now have a new King.....named after a feckin dog!!!
Personally, I don't think even the second coming of Christ could stop the BoTS thread...... asteroids, aliens.....nothing.
On each visit here recently I have this sense of disappointment...like somebody who just swam to the edge of their new infinity pool.
VCF has become as uninspiring as a one man Mexican wave.
Just bot flak posts everywhere.
Yaaay I've got an interview with Amazon!!!
....guess I better start practicing my robotics then.
*Irony*
Has anybody else noticed that there are less and less people believing in the depopulation agenda? -
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